Isn't that disgusting? Do I have any idea what kind of awful, chemical lies that went into making this? How could I even consider these ingredients food?
I'm an animal. I'll thank you to stop pretending that you aren't one, too.
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
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I'm eating a Spam® sandwich. It's two slices of white Wonder® bread, each spread with enough mayonnaise to absorb the bread's texture, folded around two slices of first butter-sauteed, then pan-seared, Spam®.
Isn't that disgusting? Do I have any idea what kind of awful, chemical lies that went into making this? How could I even consider these ingredients food?
I'm an animal. I'll thank you to stop pretending that you aren't one, too.
Isn't that disgusting? Do I have any idea what kind of awful, chemical lies that went into making this? How could I even consider these ingredients food?
I'm an animal. I'll thank you to stop pretending that you aren't one, too.
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Ahh the potted meats! I should like to join you for a portion of corned-beef if you would share with me some Spam.
ReplyDeleteIs there a role for us sardine people in all of this, or is that a stupid question?
ReplyDeleteAlso, I liked this. More sandwiches, please.
ReplyDeleteBenji,
ReplyDeleteBarry: fuuuuck i've had a lot of crackers
might as well kill the sleeve now
are ritz a grandma thing for you too?
god i love ritz
me: no :) my dad :)
my dad would eat them with sardines and i'd always want one and he'd say i could have a ritz if i had a sardine
Barry: did you take the fish?
me: ate a LOT of sardines as a kid
just know that i wouldn't judge any of you for any canned meat. ever.
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