Self-help, helping myself

I'm hoping to get very good at making and baking cookies quickly. Breakneck speeds. I got the idea from the muffins I just got into the oven in less than five minutes.

I'm writing this here to increase the likelihood that I follow through with my idea to be able to produce cookies so fast. If I get good at doing it quickly, maybe I'll do it more often.

Dustings of fragrant nuts and bark, glops of proteins and lipids, piles of inflammable and relatively simple chemicals. Making them cooperate in spite of their molecular structures, a ritualistic dance performed alone in a small room with fire. A sacrifice to me, the god of self-indulgence.

A Baby Story

Jeezy Petes!

I forgot all about this place, and now I find myself ranked number two in Benji's column of links! Content! Need content.

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oh and

See ya next month!