Processed

I'm eating a Spam® sandwich. It's two slices of white Wonder® bread, each spread with enough mayonnaise to absorb the bread's texture, folded around two slices of first butter-sauteed, then pan-seared, Spam®.

Isn't that disgusting? Do I have any idea what kind of awful, chemical lies that went into making this? How could I even consider these ingredients food?

I'm an animal. I'll thank you to stop pretending that you aren't one, too.