Southwest Airlines is doing a sale with some very reasonable fares - $40-120 one way, depending solely on distance. I can't afford it at the moment because of a looming car repair that may take a lot of my savings, but maybe you can! And maybe you'd like to come here? Yes?!
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Fly me there! I'll pay you back in a week; it's just that the sale only lasts until 6/23.
I'm angry at these circumstances! Make them a little better, somehow, please.
UPDATE: A kind, anonymous donor has taken up my cause. I'll be 2,500 or so miles northwest of here from 8/27 to 9/5. HOWEEEEVER I am still open to donations. For instance, it might be fun to revive the Coast to Coast in Augoast tour for 2011 if you have a couch for me over east. There are precious memories at stake here, yours and mine.
UPDATE 2: Benji has stepped up to bring me to New Orleans for Halloween! Thanks, Benji! Maybe this time I will dress up as an albatross.

Except for Fridays and Sundays, those tricksters.
ReplyDeleteI had mixed results with Fridays. Haven't figured out the pattern there.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous :o How :o
ReplyDeleteNot anonymous to me. Also not anonymous by choice. But if he tries to take credit for this, I'll call him a liar, and pay off other people to make the same claim. I hope he's listening.
ReplyDeleteWAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
ReplyDeleteCome south. I'll do it. Call/msg me and we'll talk.
I probably would have offered up something too, but I'm moving soon so things are stupid here. Also, you would have been bored. Please come visit me after I move though. I will show you a good time and buy you a train pass and stuff.
ReplyDeleteand bring justin
ReplyDeleteCan I come too?
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