Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Dernit

Southwest Airlines is doing a sale with some very reasonable fares - $40-120 one way, depending solely on distance. I can't afford it at the moment because of a looming car repair that may take a lot of my savings, but maybe you can! And maybe you'd like to come here? Yes?!

OR

Fly me there! I'll pay you back in a week; it's just that the sale only lasts until 6/23.

I'm angry at these circumstances! Make them a little better, somehow, please.

UPDATE: A kind, anonymous donor has taken up my cause. I'll be 2,500 or so miles northwest of here from 8/27 to 9/5. HOWEEEEVER I am still open to donations. For instance, it might be fun to revive the Coast to Coast in Augoast tour for 2011 if you have a couch for me over east. There are precious memories at stake here, yours and mine.

UPDATE 2: Benji has stepped up to bring me to New Orleans for Halloween! Thanks, Benji! Maybe this time I will dress up as an albatross.

8 comments:

  1. Except for Fridays and Sundays, those tricksters.

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  2. I had mixed results with Fridays. Haven't figured out the pattern there.

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  3. Not anonymous to me. Also not anonymous by choice. But if he tries to take credit for this, I'll call him a liar, and pay off other people to make the same claim. I hope he's listening.

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  4. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

    Come south. I'll do it. Call/msg me and we'll talk.

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  5. I probably would have offered up something too, but I'm moving soon so things are stupid here. Also, you would have been bored. Please come visit me after I move though. I will show you a good time and buy you a train pass and stuff.

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